Funny's Archive
We need bollards here!
UnderpaidLoveMonki @ 9:08 pm Wednesday, December 20th, 2006Bollards are deployed in the UK. I think we can use these in the US to stop stupid drivers! We have too many stupid people on the roads! If you don’t know what a bollard is or what it looks like, check out this demo:
Here’s a video of stupid people trying to cheat the bollards:
A nice read: link
Bas Rutten’s Online Self-Defense Course
UnderpaidLoveMonki @ 10:35 am Thursday, November 23rd, 2006Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!
Here’s soemthing to give thanks - Bas Rutten’s free online self-defense course!
Amadana VP110 - Pretty… Stupid
bucho @ 12:58 pm Wednesday, November 1st, 2006
So, a new new portable DVD player is coming out that looks very attractive and has some excellent features. On the looks side it has a bamboo encrusted lid…

… and an attractive leather carrying case. Functionally, it has a 10-inch wide LCD and touch panel controls. Overall very nice. The price tag however is absurd. In the words of Gizmodo
If you’re going to spend $1200 on such a device, why not just get a notebook that can do the same thing and lots more, and probably have a bigger screen and cost less?
A few blogs wrote about this DVD player, but what bothers me the most is that none commented on the following image:
What the hell?
Hmmmmmmmmm…………
Cory Maddox @ 2:33 pm Thursday, October 26th, 2006Japanese, Dual Katana Wielding, Bikini Wearing, Cowboy Samurai Zombie Slaying Xbox 360 Game.
Cory Maddox @ 3:53 pm Wednesday, October 18th, 2006What more is there to say?
I wonder who thought up the concept of this game…
Exec #1: We really need to penetrate the Japanese market, if we want to stand any chance during this next generation showdown.
Exec #2: So all we have to do is combine all the things the Japanese might like into one game, and we are guarenteed a hit.
Three hours of market research later….. (checked random DBZ forums)
Exec #1: We have DONE IT. The market research has shown us that the Japanese want Women in Bikinis, Katanas, Samurai, and Zombie Slaying. This is brilliant.
Marketing: It is not American enough for our console’s “Image”. It is completly lacking in racing, and World War 2 aspects.
Exec #2: No worries, we have that covered also, the main heroin will wear…. a cowboy hat, nothing more American than that.
Modeler: Oh hell yes I will model that.
Game Programmer: Huh…. guess it couldn’t be any worse than programming the physics to trap a monkey in a plastic ball.
Big Fresno Fair on boingboing
Scott Rippee @ 11:03 pm Monday, October 16th, 2006I was suprised to see a mention of the Fresno Fair on boingboing.net. Apparently a photographer that sells pictures of your loved ones with birds has determined that he can have a “copyright-protected area”. lol
Robot Chicken: Voltron
UnderpaidLoveMonki @ 7:59 pm Saturday, October 7th, 2006Ghost Ride the Whip
Scott Rippee @ 7:16 pm Monday, September 25th, 2006Okay, if you don’t know about “Ghost rid the whip” then check out this video: ghost ride the whip (put us on the news, WE jus go dummy)
Now check out these bits of wonderfullness. :)
Guy gets his car stolen while he’s “ghosting”
Now kids, get out there and start ghost riddin’ that whip!
Must See Videos
UnderpaidLoveMonki @ 8:48 pm Wednesday, September 13th, 2006Two videos for you to check out:
2. Mini gun
http://www.idleriot.com/media/videos/Cool/1462/Mini_Gun_DESTROYS_car.html (Not work safe)
Mmmmmm….
Cory Maddox @ 8:26 pm Friday, July 28th, 2006Mountain Dew Commerical
UnderpaidLoveMonki @ 10:22 pm Thursday, July 27th, 2006Aaaahhhh grasshoppazzzzz,
Do not phe4r da Dew! It’s quite phunny. Do watch it, my young grasshoppa fans!
How to eat fruit loops!
Scott Rippee @ 7:35 pm Thursday, July 27th, 2006Lets take a lesson from a co-worker to learn how to better eat our fruit loops:
Geekdrome at Comic-Con 2006
Scott Rippee @ 4:29 pm Thursday, July 27th, 2006My friend was telling me that he was at Comic-Con last week, “that shit was a blast”. Check it out:
Treo, Valuble when the lights go away… but at what cost ?
Cory Maddox @ 2:08 pm Tuesday, July 25th, 2006So, while I was watching Rippee last night his power went out I was able to get this photo showing how amazingly bright his Treo actually is.
I thought it was going to burn a hole through his ceiling.

The lights came back on right as the beams from his Treo started to fade, and that got me wondering how such a device could be charged on a simple household outlet alone. Just as that thought entered my head he pocketed his device and headed out. I decided to follow him to see if it could possible do anything else other than just light up the sky. What I found out was horrifying.











