From Steve Yegge’s blog entry,
Does this style look at all familiar? It should! This is, to put it as impolitely as possible, n00b-style. (Incidentally, if u dont no wat a n00b iz, u r 1.)
This is how junior programmers write code. Junior programmers with five to ten years of experience under their belts (still n00bs in their own way) attempt to build giant systems and eventually find themselves stuck on the cliff waiting for a helicopter bailout, telling themselves “my next system rewrite will be better!” Or they fall off the cliff – i.e., the project gets canceled, people get laid off, maybe the company goes under.
Read on for the rest of this great read. After you finish, I want to ask you a question. Are you a n00b? Do you know a n00b? Do tell, I’d like to hear about it! :)