It’s great when the non Star Wars uber fans show up to cause trouble. :) Triumph, back off the RISK!

I want to play ball with my kids before I get too old, and before that happens I need to get laid, and before that happens I need to be in love, and I don’t want to hear edddon’tknow I can’t help eddon’tknow. No, No I’m a catch and I’m not going to be the one that got away.

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There’s nobody I hate enough to write her name on this card.

brilliant

When the CIO of Google, Dr. Douglas Merrill, speaks, you listen…

I believe this person must be a programmer because he/she appears to practice agile software development. Watch and believe… :)

Nothing like the afternoon beer bong of coffee. Their only shortcoming, not enough coffee per beerbonging. Plus I’d like to see maybe a coffee rockstar mixture happen…….. yeah