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Can’t crack heads smoke crack without demobilizing engineers?

Scott Rippee @ 12:40 am December 24th, 2005

Hey Crackhead

Because the bike was immobilized I got a $35 street sweeping ticket that night. Thursday I had it towed to the shop ($45) where they replaced the sparkplugs and the boots ($50 including labor). They explained to me that “people” - I use the term loosely here - like you break off the tops of spark plugs and use the porcelain tubes to smoke crack. As an engineer and former MacGyver fan, in a way I think this is kind of cool. But then I remember that I just paid $100 for YOUR crackpipes, and I get angry again.

I found this on reddit.com. Its definitely the funniest thing that I’ve read in a while.

4 Responses to “Can’t crack heads smoke crack without demobilizing engineers?”

  1. pigdog Says:

    thats cool man i like your idea but the shit cost so much would be nice to know how to make pure shit hay nun of this cut shit message me bro im in australia

  2. Scott Rippee Says:

    yea man I can hook you up with th purriest shit and the cheapest costs with none of that cut shit like that flour or battery shit. just you know let me know where it is to be sent and shit. holla australia

  3. Frances Wilson Says:

    hey yall i know a boi that likes ta do 69 with any girl out there even if he dont know you !!! and pluse he look good!! just to let you know he dont have any STD’s!! just call 345-2193 and ask for Ridge Rector

  4. BJ Says:

    haha I love Crack!!! 69? well im not tryin to be cocky or nuthin but I love my looks! so does he haave a myspace? look me up my screename is Bj(heart)’s John my email is carrizales_89@yahoo.com my real name is Ashley and im on Toms friend list so just go look me up!!! my background is awsum!! well to me it is. Its black with pretty colors and I have a pic of me dressed like a hoochie but its blurry and i love it cuz it reminds me of that song by 3 days Grace “animal i have become”

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