Okay, I started to think about the mobile video playing gadgets and the good ole gears started turning to arive at -> iPod Porn Service. Anywayz, those dirty, dirty thoughts aside I figured someone had probably written something pretty funny or serious about the issue and found just what I was looking for within seconds.

his is the biggest selling point of all: infinite portability, combined with near-perfect privacy. It will be the businessman’s friend. The traveler’s dream. The college student’s beloved late-night study pal. Take it camping. Take it to the office restroom. Watch it on awkward family vacations, in the airplane bathroom, in church. No longer are you saddled with a TV or PC. No longer must you fuss with DVDs and bulky porno-riffic gear. Rejoice.

Oh, do not mention screen size. Do not dare suggest men will balk at watching hot sex on such a tiny display. It has been proven over five million years of intensive study that men can become aroused at sexual images the size of a speck of dust from 50 feet away. You know it’s true.

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