Yahoo news is running an article: Germany’s gay zoo penguins still fending off female advances.

So this is Sechs Punkt and Schraegstrich. Of 10 male penguins, they and 4 other male penguins have coupled together to hang out and they “refusing to mate with females of the species flown in from Sweden in 2005.”

The problem was that the female Humboldt penguins have proven too shy in their advances, the director of the zoo in the northern port city of Bremerhaven said.

The zoo has 10 male penguins of which six have shown strong signs of preferring male company and formed couples among themselves.

The initiative to “turn” the penguins and make them mate had prompted a furious response from gay rights groups.

A “furious responce”? I do not think that there were any physical threats were made against the penguins to encourage them to breed with the females? Any guns? Knives?

Anyways, I do not really care if these penguins are gay or not…. but I am not sure that the coupling together and not mating with the females makes them gay. If they were loners and wouldn’t mate with the females then they would just be considered sexually frustrated. I definately suggest a study. Each of the six penguins need to be shown large amounts of man penguin touching man penguin porn and large amounds of man penguin touching woman penguin porn. Judging by their facial expressions, retina state, and wedding tackle dongle they will know which penguins are probably gay. Then, to be sure, they need to forcefully try to get them to mate with females and forcefully get them to mate with males. Whichever the penguins enjoy more will reveal the truth.

And one other suggestion that will make everyone happy. These penguins look way to thin. If they could get these penguins some decent food (maybe some rainbow rolls and plenty of sake) the would eventually become so fat and atrocious that they wouldn’t be able to bare the idea of coupling with each other. The would then become loners and reach the happy state of sexual frustration.

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